After encountering much criticism following their handling of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans, FEMA was determined to restore it’s national image by  immediately responding to the recent  [ ... ]

     Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the alleged Nigerian who attempted to blow up a plane by placing a bomb in his underwear, is apparently in a lot of trouble with his mother.  Rumor has it that Umar [ ... ]

Literary master and famed recluse J.D. Salinger passed, confirming the notion that he had been alive this whole time.   “To be honest, I thought he died back in the 80’s.  So this is sort of b [ ... ]

“Couldn’t happen at a worse time,” said a steamed Jay Leno.  “This is ridiculous.  First I have to deal with the whole Conan thing, now I have to deal with this earthquake.  The  earthqua [ ... ]