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T hough many within the media have conservatively suggested that the election of Barack Obama spells the end of racism in America, recent evidence suggests that Barack Obama’s presidential victory shows that slavery never existed, aptly ending the 400 year debate.
Despite the rumors perpetuated by historians and people who lived through slavery that, in the 1400’s a gang of Europeans raided and enslaved Africans, the fact that the United States of America has just elected a Black President all but means that that little facet of history is gone. As more and more Blacks have filled higher political ranks it’s been increasingly evident that racism is obviously over. And with Obama’s entrance into the Oval Office, many within the media are saying, that, on a more subtle note, it’s quite possible that slavery never happened.
“Black people knew slavery never existed all along, they just never had the guts to come out and say it,” said conservative talk radio host Bubba Lynch. “Tupac, Biggie, Martin Luther King they tried to come out and reveal the truth, but look what happened. That’s what happens when you try to change the status quo. But lemme’ ask the American people one simple question. If, and this is a big if. If slavery existed, then how do we have a Black President? I don’t want you to answer me right now, just think about it, just think about it.”
Despite the strong presidential evidence that slavery is in fact just a myth, many stubborn members within the Black community are stating that regardless of Barack Obama’s presidency, slavery actually existed and racism still persists.
“I’m not quite sure how the election of a Black President all of a sudden means the end of racism, let alone the complete removal and existence of slavery,” said a historian who wished to remain black and anonymous. “Sure, the election of Obama signifies social progress, but in no way does it mean that Africans were not uprooted from their homeland and enslaved.”
“Yes it does,” responded Bubba Jones, in responding to the historian‘s comment. “The historian obviously hadn’t thought about the question I posed earlier, but I ask. If slavery existed, how on Earth can we have a Black president? It’s a fairly simple question, and I have yet to receive an honest answer.”
"With Barack's entrance into the White House, it obviously shows that Blacks and Whites have finally reached an equal footing in the United States of America and that racism is over. But more subtly, it demonstrates that slavery was completely made up," said conservative television host Bubba Jones. "Now we can add slavery to the list of conspiracies, along with evolution and the Holocaust."
Reporting Live from Progress…this is Satire Jones
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