Entertainment
| J.D. Salinger Dies At 91, Confirming He Was Alive This Whole Time Literary master and famed recluse J.D. Salinger passed, confirming the notion that he had been alive this whole time. “To be honest, I thought he died back in the 80’s. So this is sort of b [ ... ] |
| Jay Leno Complaining That Earthquake In Haiti Eating Up Prime-Time Ratings “Couldn’t happen at a worse time,” said a steamed Jay Leno. “This is ridiculous. First I have to deal with the whole Conan thing, now I have to deal with this earthquake. The earthqua [ ... ] |
Sports
| Tiger Woods Shirtless In Vanity Fair For The Three Women Who Haven’t Seen Him Naked Although the holiday season is coming to a close, Tiger Woods is still feeling the Christmas spirit, as he recently went shirtless in Vanity Fair for the few women who have yet to see him n [ ... ] |
| Mistresses Dumbfounded To Learn Tiger Woods Actually Plays Golf In what has turned out to be the most alarming sports story of the year, all of Tiger Woods mistresses were completely unaware of the fact that the black guy they were dating does in fact play gol [ ... ] |
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