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Sat 13 Mar 2010
J.D. Salinger Dies At 91, Confirming He Was Alive This Whole Time

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iterary master and famed recluse J.D. Salinger passed, confirming the notion that he had been alive this whole time.  

“To be honest, I thought he died back in the 80’s.  So this is sort of bittersweet,” said high school classmate Ralph Waldo Emerson.  “I guess I’ll say that I’m glad to hear he was doing well, that is until he died today of course, and I wish him well in any future endeavors.”

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