A naturally nervous, worried, and easily frightened man, John is not the prototypical airline pilot possessing guts, intuition, and a steady hand.  Nevertheless, while John does not have the ideal qualities desired in a pilot he has all the qualities naturally in an individual with a driver’s license.  Which is exactly why on John’s first commercial venture as a pilot, his fear got the best of him, and he opted to drive rather than fly to the passenger’s destination.

“Attention all passengers,” said John as he checked the fluids in his windshield wipers, “My name is John and I’ll be your driver today.  We’ll be cruising at an altitude of twenty three feet and reach speeds as high as the speed limit dictates.  There are two emergency exits in this caravan, one located in the front of the cabin and one near the rear.  Don’t worry when we drive through the dangerous neighborhoods of town because both exits are equipped with child safety locking mechanisms.   The fasten seatbelt sign will always be lit because buckling up is the law in all states. Should a police officer pull us over for any reason please be sure to turn off all radio and electronic devices. Buckle up and enjoy the drive“

Passengers were stunned as the plane drifted off the runway onto Exit 9, injuring several motorists who were in awe that a plane was actually entering the freeway without signaling.  

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