
Politics
Mired in two major wars and a reeling economy, many were surprised that President Obama decided to send an additional thirty thousand troops to Afghanistan. However unmotivated the troops may feel [ ... ] |
Normally after a president makes a speech, he goes into the crowd to shake hands with the audience. However, after Obama’s latest health care speech, he immersed himself into the crowd, hand out [ ... ] |
In a last minute effort to boost the economy and shield America from financial turmoil resulting from overseas overspending and domestic underspending, the George Bush recently announced that he wi [ ... ] |
Entertainment
Literary master and famed recluse J.D. Salinger passed, confirming the notion that he had been alive this whole time. “To be honest, I thought he died back in the 80’s. So this is sort of b [ ... ] |
“Couldn’t happen at a worse time,” said a steamed Jay Leno. “This is ridiculous. First I have to deal with the whole Conan thing, now I have to deal with this earthquake. The earthqua [ ... ] |
Since the advent of television, Americans have gradually spent less and less time with heir family and friends, and now with Americans viewing an average of eight hours of television per day, many [ ... ] |
Sports
Although the holiday season is coming to a close, Tiger Woods is still feeling the Christmas spirit, as he recently went shirtless in Vanity Fair for the few women who have yet to see him n [ ... ] |
In what has turned out to be the most alarming sports story of the year, all of Tiger Woods mistresses were completely unaware of the fact that the black guy they were dating does in fact play gol [ ... ] |
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